Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Outsourced prayer lines confuse callers .... and your potential to be irradiated.


http://larknews.com/current-issue/



Please, please, please do not make any important decisions based on this information. http://nukeometer.com/

4497 nuclear warheads
Are within range of
Albany, Western Australia

By country
500 from USA
3684 from Russia
192 from UK
121 from China

By delivery
1726 from long range ICBMs
0 from short range missiles
0 from bomber aircraft
2771 from nuclear submarines

No Wonder I Sleep Peacefully At Night!!! - Beat THAT!!!

4 comments:

Spherical said...

Thanks for the post on prayer...I am teaching Sunday School this week, and it will make a perfect lead in on our topic of "praying with confidence."

Sue said...

LOL @ Larknews :)

Melbourne only has half the amount of Albany. Does that mean I sleep half as well at night as you?

So just to clarify (I'm feeling a bit dumb this morning), does that mean that there are over 4000 different warheads within Albany for its protection, or to blow it to bits?

Robin Goodfellow said...

In Tokyo, 6277, and I have two from N. Korea. Yikes.

paulwilkinson said...

I heard a report last week that a Canadian television ministry is either considering or in process of automating its prayer counseling service. Callers would be redirected to a series of recordings.

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